Step 3: Purge Your Prophets (aka "The Uninvited Dinner Guests")

Those pesky prophets always barging in unannounced, spouting their doom and gloom? Time to show 'em the door!

PROPHETS ARE LIKE FARTS, THEY JUST MAKE A SCENE, TAKE UP SPACE, AND SMELL BAD.

But seriously, it's time to stop letting them dictate your life. You do you, human.

Next step, Step 4: Silence Yourself - Trust us, it's liberating.